I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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