Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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