How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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