Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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