i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
