where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So much Jack, so little girl.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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