You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Randomize
