her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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