If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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