Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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