But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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