Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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