Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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