How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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