at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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