He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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