When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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