3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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