I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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