i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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