I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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