So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My feet surprised me
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