what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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