I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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