just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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