So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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