I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i just google imaged poop.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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