you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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