What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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