I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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