Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Randomize
