so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
