So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Your penis caused this!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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