I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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