i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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