I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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