I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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