no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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