It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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