Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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