I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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