it wasn't lemon gatorade
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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