Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
