Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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