Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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