there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We don't watch enough power rangers
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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