So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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