i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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