This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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