I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Its about making memories worth repressing
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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