We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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