belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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