You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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